Need some help with a birthday joke on SEAN MERKT

Hey guys -

Today is one of my best friend's 30th birthday and I need your help driving him crazy. If you have time please call or text him on his cell phone and wish him a Happy 30th. Tell him you read it someplace and had to call. Don't tell him your name or that you know me. Leave a voice mail if he does not pick up. I hope to have his phone ringing all day. He is a great guy and he loves a good joke. I owe him a few........ Feel free to pass this along to others.

Particulars:

Name: Sean Merkt
Cell #: 502-609-1581

He is 30 today !!!

Thanks in advance.

Take care,
Mark

ps - sorry if you got this twice